I love me the kiddies. People who know the Person Behind the Kitteh know that I have longed for years to have children, and that my brain short circuits around my niece and nephew. I love all kiddies, needing no genetic bond to adore and worship them. But mother of god why are they so badly brought up these days?
This article got me off my butt to post.
I have to say, I agree with the man. For you lazy people, it’s about a restaurant that says leave if your kids misbehave. Notice it doesn’t ban kids; it doesn’t say no kids on planes or modes of transport; it just says if you don’t teach your child to behave in public then keep it at home. I heartily agree.
When I was growing up, if I ever brushed against a grownup in the pool, I’d splutter and beg forgiveness for interrupting their swim. When I went on trips, I was never ever allowed to put my shoes on the berth or scream IWANTIWANTIWANT to my parents. If we went to a movie and I got scared or upset, one parent would swiftly extricate me from the cinema and we wouldn’t go back inside. It was a high honour to go out to eat and my french fries would disappear if I behaved badly. Oh I did throw tantrums, but in the car on the way home.
Which is why, today, when a kid pours water on my head on the train, or has a screaming tantrum in a restaurant because he wants dessert NOW, and howls through a movie, I want to SMACK the parents and be like, yo! I get it! It sucks BALLS that you can’t go out and have a nice fun life for now, and you totally DO need to get out. It terrible that you have no kindly friends and or relative who will/can babysit. But you knew all this, and you had the baby. And you know, good for you. And you brought the kid out, awesome. I love kids. But dude, if your kid doesn’t recognize the You’re in trouble voice, then you should take him/her home for some training. Really. Cos if you can’t/won’t do it, I’m gonna have to.