Me: What room are you in? (So I can call to confirm early morning appointment.)
HFSD: You want to spend he night in my bed so we can wake up together?
Me: No, I want to give it to my dad so he knows where to look if I never turn up at home again.

HSFD: I can’t thank you enough! (For going with him to check out dentist and make sure he’s doing ok.)
Me: Don’t worry I’ll make you pay for it :)
HSFD: In flesh?

Jesus! I guess Russell Peters was right eh? (The bit on oversexed Latin men is at 2.45)

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